The federal Hansi is really not spared anything at this World Cup!
Now this nasty fly attack before the Spain game! During the live interview with ZDF reporter Sven Voss (46), Hansi Flick (57/”Now it’s getting funny here!”) fights with windscreen wiper tactics against annoying buzzing in his face. Ah, windshield wipers! The older fee payers remember…
Fly researchers at the Max Planck Institute are puzzling over whether it was the Spanish fly (which would be too cheap) or the common desert fly. I’m sure: It was the scheming Fifa flies! Sent by the Gianni Insektino. A perfidious revenge for binding Zoff and PK boycott! Fly brains, what else can you come up with to make our flagship DFB mad at this wonderful Winter World Cup?!
Pure ecstasy!!! This filling jug goal makes Germany tremble
At this point, a big thank you from the home of mulled wine to the land of the sunken rainbow: With the non-nomination of Christoph Kramer (31/”I don’t even know if I was on the ominous list of 55″) you have TV Germany made the funniest and most entertaining present, Mr. Flick!
Together with Per Mertesacker (38), the Gladbacher forms Germany’s top expert duo on ZDF. Whoever had the idea of crossing the two world champions as Joko and Klaas of football on the Lerchenberg before the 2018 World Cup – that’s always a joke!
Long since in World Cup form: The ZDF expert duo Per Mertesacker (left) and Christoph Kramer
The distribution of roles? Simple but entertaining: Mertesacker (a little too brash, always uncompromising) straddle the program dryly in Goretzka style. The humor officer Kramer (a permanent beaver grin, extremely opinionated) dances through the topics as light-footedly as Musiala. BILD grade 1 for the expert team.
“I absolutely love it when Peer switches into this serious mode. I know him differently…” Kramer taunts and predicts after the Spain game (1:1) that Germany will “definitely, definitely make it to the round of 16 (…) and get very far in this tournament”.
Mertesacker calls for Füllkrug’s starting XI against Costa Rica or takes the next cheekiness from Kramer (“Shout. Me. Don’t. At!”) in a cool way: “It’s not often right when Per goes into analysis… “
Exchange of blows that makes you happy. Even if it’s just about sleeping: Kramer reveals that, as a still professional, he likes to take a 3.5 hour nap before games. Mertesacker: “3.5 hours? With children and real work, that’s no longer the case for me!”
In general, ZDF’s all-inclusive package – apart from massive sound problems in the interviews after the game – is packed with entertainment for the Spain kick. Consequence: Record viewing figures at this World Cup with 17.05 million viewers (market share: 49.3%)!
Commentator Oliver Schmidt (50) writes: “Musiala is perhaps the most Spanish of all German national players!” Or: “Antonio Rüdiger played Totilas against Japan. Now he’s galloping again…”
fly attack! ZDF man Sven Voss (left) in an interview with national coach Hansi Flick
Co Sandro Wagner (34) also writes at Champions League level: “In a situation like Schlotterbeck, going down and straddling, you need Cojones!” A personal energy crisis hits ex-Bayern star Wagner in the end : “A moment ago I thought the whole corner was full of Germany fans, then I realized it was the Qatari bathrobes.” Ouch, there’s a risk of sheikh trouble!
It cannot be ruled out that Wagner will be hit by a monstrous plague of flies as punishment in his next days in Qatar. To be on the safe side, here is the contact for the Doha pest control office: www.fliesschiss.fifa/com